When New Zealand craved a new flag

Recently New Zealand government conducted a nation-wide event for a new flag design for the nation. This thought popped up in their minds when they observed their flag is much similar to that of their neighbors Australia. The panel reviewed a total of 10,292 flags and sorted out 40 flags. While selecting the flag they almost missed these flags which would have definitely made NZL people proud! Take a look on the “OH! GOD WHY?” suggested flags.

 

1. Te Pepe

This is when you color your kiwi union-Jack!

Te Pepe 1
THINKING : “That feel when our eyes gaze upon the flightless and majestic rare-Kiwi bird is a classic icon of NZ’s deep relationship with our ancestors, their spirit, land and culture. Te Pepe Tamariki, Te Papa Aotearoa.”

 

2. www.NewZealand.com v1.1

Such flags are conspiracy against the kids to destroy their childhood.

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THINKING : flag features the QR code / Southern Cross with red stars rotated 45 degrees and the left star has been increased in size. New Zealand Aotearoa has a long tradition of displaying identity and our stories through Tukutuku panels, and what better way of carrying this forward in the digital age with an embedded code.’

 

3. true nature

This Children’s art-book entry got the attention of satirist John Oliver and he quoted “”How did this one not make the cut? The title is New Zealand’s true nature and it looks like a very confused child’s depiction of where they think babies come from.”

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4. Flag-bearing kiwi

for (flag=1;flag>kiwi;star++)

printf(“Still a better programmer than the flag designer”);

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It represents kiwis, stars, and flag.

 

5. Bicycle of NZ

Lance Armstrong surely saw this coming and decided to go dope!

‘I believe it accurately represents the NZ people as hard working people from today on into the future.’
THINKING : ‘I believe it accurately represents the NZ people as hard working people from today on into the future.’

 

6. Sheep and Hokey Pokey

Hokey pokey, bros?

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THINKING : ‘This design represents all of NZ because we have lots of sheep and love hokey pokey ice cream. I even included the blue and red to keep all of you naysayers happy. Kiwi as bro.’

 

7. Snapper Quota Unicorn
We should come up a movie on the heroics of this UNI-HORNED kiwi taking on an Ultra-Giant fish! Surely will have a better ending than 300!

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THINKING : ‘New Zealanders are very interested in Snapper quota, and what better way to bring it to the people than this country’s native bird – the Unihorned Kiwi bird.’


8. One which is red and another which is blue!

School kids are gonna love this! Red ones got Dragon and Ninja shi**!

EASY THINKING : "Red is cool. Looks fast and easy to make. Dragons and Ninjas like red."
EASY THINKING : “Red is cool. Looks fast and easy to make. Dragons and Ninjas like red.”
EASY THINKING : "Keep it simple Bro! Everyone has a blue sheet at home they can cut up, Bam! 12 flags from one sheet."
EASY THINKING : “Keep it simple Bro! Everyone has a blue sheet at home they can cut up, Bam! 12 flags from one sheet.”

This guys surely got a million NZDollar savings idea! Hash tag respect

 

9. Eggsplosion

So a new flag and a new word in the dictionary? This guy got some charm!

To which satarist John Oliver says : “Please New Zealand, I’m begging you, when it comes time to vote for your new flag write ‘Eggsplosion’ down because that’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.”

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GREAT THINKING : Because New Zealanders like eggs and explosions are cool

 

Here are some more to crack you up!

Screenshot from 2015-08-27 21:43:06
We feel onr more shoe! and NZeas could have their own Show-Swastik!
Cat+Flag.Sophie+Wilson
Soft kitty warm kitty litle dream of NZL Fish!
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GOOD FLAG, Thinking : “Animals, nature, blah, blah, blah.”

New Zealand is surely a beautiful country with their people being so good at “Internet of Trolls”. No offense intended! Hope NZL finds their true flag soon!

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