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This parody account on twitter of George RR Martin (Father of death) is taking the twitter by storm. Making all Game of Thrones fan nauseatingly cracked.

Best script for the most romantic love story/Fairy tale ever!

This is when GRRM took a challenge to write down a bed-time fairy tale story for little girls. Loving isn’t it?

My book readers will understand pic.twitter.com/gSplaItk7R

— George RR Martin (@GRRM) July 26, 2015

A song of Kill and fuck –

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Shut the fuck up

Or I’ll kill you

GRRM in SHARKNADO 3? Die “SoB-utcher Die!! Atleast now he knows how it feels!

Fun Fact: I get killed off in Sharknado3 pic.twitter.com/heaLqHzrRV — George RR Martin (@GRRM) July 23, 2015

SATAN GOT HBO TOO!

Or wait was he the one who leaked season 5 episodes? Satan knows!

I need to finish these books. pic.twitter.com/LR5q142AH6

— George RR Martin (@GRRM) July 4, 2015

No home for ironman

That’s what I thought. pic.twitter.com/7LgzhUfnBZ — George RR Martin (@GRRM) June 30, 2015

“Get me mad and say goodbye to Tyrion.” “I have this great idea for a new charact— and he’s dead.” “Gay marriage made legal in all 50 states.” – I’m excited to plan more weddings. Some things are par little finger’s head

I’m a little confused too. pic.twitter.com/UOVJw3w692

— George RR Martin (@GRRM) April 15, 2015

POOR Jon

Oh, you think Melisandre will bring him back? Well, don’t get too excited. If she brings him back I’m just gonna kill him off… Again. — George RR Martin (@GRRM) June 18, 2015

“… And Ramsay smiles as he sits down on the Iron Throne.”